Wrath of an Alien

BLUE BLOOD

2009-10-07T06:09:00.000-07:00

DUDE!!!! THIS FUCKING WINS EVERYTHING. WE ARE ALIENS/SEA ANGLERS/REPTILIANS. DUDEEEE. I CAN DIE PEACEFULLY NOW. I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK.

Erin Wasson x RVCA Spring 2010 Ready to Wear

2009-09-12T05:58:00.000-07:00

This is an example when someone took the term "homeless" literally. Now I really understand how homeless people look like. Blotchy skin, random garments put together, socks to protect the cold however must have sexy bra or no bra for easy _____________................

I wonder what A.Wang think about this.

Bento

2009-09-08T09:33:00.001-07:00

Ahhh. One day I stumbled upon Bento Set (pool) on Flickr and till now I'm awfully amazed by this art. I never thought food can look so HAPPY or anything that could describe feelings other than APPETIZING or any generic terms you put with food. Recently I lost all appetite for some unforeseen circumstances. So today I tried to make my own bento to bring to work and hope I could at least swallow something. This is what I made! And I managed to finish 3/4 of it. :) I may make more in future.

I attempted to make Dora the Explorer. But it turned out to be Chinese Dora.

+ Head is made from beef patty for hair, the face is made of egg crepe, black peppercorn eyes, ketchup blusher and mouth is made by branding from heated fork.

+ The base is fried rice covered with a blanket of tamagoyaki!! Also the rolls on the seedless tomatoes.

+ Boiled sausages cut like flower???

Right now I really want more cute bento boxes and cutlery AND a good camera. :/

Edit: Luxirare did her own mad scientist bento also!

Pussy

2009-09-05T06:34:00.000-07:00

I'm really hungry. I just ate 4 pieces 100Plus battered fish n chips. I had been having constant craving for fried food. Also, Hello Kitty food.

Ahh I really like the last one. The pizza looks brutal enough to be part of my Hell Of Kitty. Now I'm in search of Hello Kitty rice seasoning locally. I'm in search of everything Hello Kitty especially food. My room is already 40% kittified. Photos from Kitty Hell. They have everything Hello Kitty there. Sex toys, lingerie, tattoos, guns etc.

+ Slayer shirt from Far East Plaze

+Harem pants from Sydney

Life Cycle

2009-08-24T20:20:00.000-07:00

+ DIY pearl necklace

+ DIY my own fringe!!

No I'm not keeping long hair. This is the longest I can go. Can't stand long hair on myself. Talking about hair I'm set to see sleek updo in near future (on males). Complements with the leather jacket which is going nowhere near the end so I think they are staying for quite some time. Maybe Grease is coming back. Maybe we girls will start wearing collars and lapels, big skirts and thin waist belts. Socks with oxfords! Hmmm k that already happened in 2007.

Sorry for the boring outfit. I've been really uninspired lately. Also in a transition state. You know when you're confused if you still want to wear multicolored skirt but you feel that being 18 you should just wear grey because you are basically neutral. I think you don't get it.

2009-08-19T04:38:00.000-07:00

http://craftndestroy.blogspot.com/

LAUNCHED BITCHES!!!

I <3 YA'LL

2009-08-12T08:34:00.001-07:00

Edamame

2009-08-11T02:42:00.000-07:00

So, Val from BleachBlack did a Jane while I do Val. I scored my eurotrash few years ago from the Salvation Army few years back but decided to chuck it one side as I find it too trashy. Well said.

And this Edamame chips taste almost like the real thing its madness. You can get it at any Japanese supermarket. Oh yeah now I eat Tom Yam religiously. Like 3-4 times a week. I like my Tom Yam really thick and sour, abit spicy. Weirdly I don't really like the Tom Yam in Thai restaurants. Ok I'll talk about more about my Tom Yam later on. Gonna munch my edamame to death now.

Antwerp

2009-08-07T06:59:00.000-07:00

+ Long dress from Catherine.

+Rings from Sungei Rd, Watts In, Diva and Chameleon.

+My Ann D scrapbook!

Top 3 things that make me cringe the most.

2009-08-06T05:02:00.001-07:00

I still see this!!!! I still see this on the streets!! In school!! Everywhere!!

Look, I bet your 76 year old aunt is using facebook to chat with your 5 year old cousin. I once used facebook. And I feel that I don't need it because firstly I don't socialize because I don't like when there is too much people in my life, secondly when I don't socialize I don't have THAT much friends, thirdly I think facebook is for people who doesn't need privacy at all, fourthly if I do have an account it would be a boring-liyana-is-speaking-her-own-language kind of thing, fifthly I love to laugh at cobrasnake inspired party photos and I'm avoiding it now, sixth I tend to get jealous of others easily and seventh.....I think I'm really just a recluse. I get really annoyed when people ask me repeatedly if I have an account or commented their disbeliefs on this. I can live without giving a fuck about my friends's lives, without Restaurant City or Mafia War or wadever games they have there, without tagging ugly photos of people, without doing the poorly unprofessionally inaccurately designed quizzes, without getting jealous of prettier people, bla2.............so yeah despite this everyone is using facebook. In conclusion Facebook is Satan.

I REALLY DON'T GET WHAT IS AA ABOUT. Can you get it into my head by telling me what issit about AA? All I see is normal basics which are overpriced and pornstars. Is AA softporn? Tell me can? I'm really confused. Extremely confused.

Hows my peanut butter going on?

2009-07-30T21:38:00.000-07:00

Oh wow Blogspot decide to work on my Explorer rather on my Chrome. I'm so embarrassed about the hardcore lack of updates but you should know that I'm human(hybrid) too. I have to do things what humans usually do to survive in a civilised land and have to conform no matter how anarChic I am. In another words, school work had been swallowing me. Wtf. Its 80% done now. I'm quite free now.

Apart from that, currently I'm left with my Ann Demeulemeester research and my upcoming small line I'm gonna launch. Can't wait. Its not some mass produced shit I got from Bangkok and mark up the price or anything like that, so don't worry. Bleargh I wish I have more time now to finish it up and start it.

So...since blogger is working now, you can expect more frequent updates and new stuffs I've got.

2009-07-30T06:26:00.000-07:00

ok...blogger is down. I don't know what happened. But I can't post pictures. Sucks? Are you still reading? Can you wait till blogger is okay? I'll be normal again.

Whistle

2009-07-14T08:31:00.000-07:00

o....what I have been doing? I'll tell you what I had been doing. I'm currently addicted to girl gaming. I'm sick of killing Tank and Witch and playing God...so why not now I make things look prettier. Like change hair colour...more mascara...pretty dresses...virtually. Its fucking fun. You get to be your own make up artist and stylist with limited choices. And literally I had been wearing XXtra make up, bought fake eyelashes (I'm obsessed over the eyelash glue. I bought like 3 types of glue and still buying more. I'm gonna collect eyelash glue don't ask me why), heating my own eyelash curler, use eyeshadow....blablabla. In another words, I used to wear minimal make up. Don't know what had gotten into me being all princessy. Ok now I feel nauseous typing the word Princessy. Ok I'm gonna start wearing my sidezip all over again.

Anthrax

2009-07-09T07:22:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Apologize for the lack of updates. Apparent I'm still schooling and that means I have school work to do unless I get paid for blogging but I don't so is schooling.

My so-called friends.

2009-07-03T09:44:00.000-07:00

I wish my pubic hair was emo so it could cut itself.

Nothing is Original

2009-06-29T06:24:00.001-07:00

This was me few months ago with my diy shirt.

While below is some model from some overpriced-overrated-found at pixiemarket-line recently.

Yeah okay this is from Stolen Girlfriend's Club. Remember the infamous white jersey dress that is cut out and accessorised with safety pins? The one that cost $162 or something? Remember? You can't recall? Then I should cut your skull open. Remember my skull cake post? Yeah like that. Do you remember? I sound like Dora the Explorer now.

Do you remember this jacket? The one I wore with my leather kneepads? I'm glad you don't remember. Worn with my overworn Levis 501 and my new strappy/bandage I don't know what you call it heels. Its fucking comfortable I could go hiking in these heels. Worth my $20. The most comfortable and cheapest and raddest heels I've ever bought. How's H1N1 going on?

Sorry

2009-06-27T09:32:00.000-07:00

This is so not me, but I want to go to war like you do. It makes an imperfect person like me to realize that life can be worthwhile when I fight or die in what I believe in. I don't care about the internet, education, fashion, friends or whatever in this world that are temporary. Just fight, weep for your dead brothers and continue fighting. You know, I just want to be one of those soldiers. Strong, brave and rugged. In their minds they just want to save their families and there's no time to think about their own imperfections or mistakes.

Now tell me why am I writing crap at 1am. I always have this feeling that im 40% man. And the rest goes to me being a woman and really emotional.

2009-06-24T07:03:00.000-07:00

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Ribena Children

2009-06-23T07:37:00.000-07:00

+2 Layer Top- Tampines

+Military crop Jacket (modified)- Ebay

+Levis 501

I love my new haircut. I'm going to name it Poporiyo. I'm not going to shampoo Poporiyo for a week. Because Poporiyo look nicer when its greasy.

Anvil

2009-06-22T08:08:00.000-07:00

Probably the best movie of the year. Apart from Detroit Metal City. Ahhh more movies like this please.

Brezel

2009-06-20T01:54:00.000-07:00

Oooook. So now people are aware about my obsession with aliens, my cousin Korny bought me an alien hairclip. Epic. Its huge and can't be anymore obvious and pretty. Thanks babe I love it!!

And I'm loving my new Organza? (I think its organza because it feels exactly like my organza curtains) Cut-out Sleeves top. Its actually a black crop top. I wore it over a navy suede dress. Nevermind the heat!!

Anyway I've a new video. A second attempt of making Craft & Destroy using food. The first one "Bread" was a failed one. Video is below and I used mini pretzels.

Craft&Destroy from Siti Stereo on Vimeo.

Wants.

2009-06-17T07:56:00.000-07:00

Photo credit to TongueChic and Seven New York.

Incinerate

2009-06-16T00:22:00.000-07:00

If you don't listen to Sonic Youth, you're somehow wasting your time on this planet. Sonic Youth is the most vampiric bands of all. They don't age.

Not like you don't know me.

2009-06-15T08:58:00.000-07:00

Fake

2009-06-13T23:24:00.000-07:00

Why Christopher Kane should be immortal?

1. He is not afraid of ugliness.

2. He is fed up with florals.

3. He wanted to remind us of the global issues such as the extinction of wildlife such as monkeys and also about North Korea launching the nuclear mojojojo. The thinning of the ozone layer has

also caused the discolouration of clouds/sky.

4. Even the shoes have the ability to send that message.

5. Makesmewannawearshockingpicturesalso. -___-

+ Bf's psychedelic Jimi Hendrix shirt.

+ Fake thrifted YSL shirt.

+ Furrmuse pants.

When Coco Chanel once said "Wear fake to demolish luxury", I believe it by heart.

Let me Photoshop my armpit first.

2009-06-09T08:36:00.000-07:00

- This is quite a massive post. I do not know what it means.

- I do not know what it means when I post 2 pictures of me giving the same pose.

- You can see I'm in love with my Jodhpur and my new shades costs $2.

- Oh I wore those wellingtons out in a sunny day. Actually no. They're not mine.

- That snake is not my new accessory either. Its a candy.

- I love paisleys.

- You can see that my bra is ill-fitting.

- You are sick reading my points already.

2009-06-08T22:52:00.000-07:00

Bread from Siti Stereo on Vimeo.

2009-06-03T19:21:00.000-07:00

No actually fuck my blog. And fuck 87584769 others blog.

Photo from BleachBlack.

Talk much.

2009-05-30T00:31:00.000-07:00

One day Willy Wonka lost his way and he ended up in my street. In that ghetto hood he saw a glowing window amongst the shaggy dark alley. Feeling curious about the source of the glow, he decided to break in. Expecting a mutant or a hybrid of an alien, he was appalled to find me playing with my lava lamp. He spilled some chocolate on me while trying to escape and that is why I look really tanned now.

I'm feeling so Childhoodflames except that I can't stand boring colours. Everything is thrifted here except for the shoe.

Now lets talk about the unecessary things in this world. Like the Chanelway and Chanel Guitar. I mean of course I would prefer the guitar to that slow transport that can only go 20km/h on maximum.

The only thing that appeals to me = Not the quilted auntie bag. But the hardcore wheels. Reminds me of monster truck. I love to watch things getting destroyed.

Ahhh. I'm imagining myself playing some Jimmy Page's though I can't really play for nuts (don't know whats my talent yet) and then smash this HK$83 000 guitar into cornflakes. I would then modify the chanel guitar bag with blasphemous patches cos im angsty like a menopausal woman.

Oh talking about smashing guitar I have yet to smash my acoustic 2 strings missing guitar. This is gonna be the second guitar I destroy. Very therapeutic. I'm gonna save it for the best. Like if my bf decided to leave me or school is making me nuts. Gonna smash it into micro cornflakes.

Seno

2009-05-28T03:33:00.001-07:00

+ Bf's shirt

+ Long skirt from my Baju Kurung

"I tumble down on my knees

Fill my mouth with snow

The way it melts

I wish

To melt into you"

-Bjork - Aurora

We only use 12% of our brains.

2009-05-27T07:24:00.000-07:00

2009-05-23T21:00:00.000-07:00

The necklace is not only for your neck.

Overkill

2009-05-19T04:23:00.000-07:00

I want to eat death. Photos from here.

Cosy in The Rocket

2009-05-13T07:18:00.000-07:00

Lets not talk about fashion or diy. Lets talk about where it happened. This my space. Very simple, warm and cosy. I'm still adding more stuffs....I'm starting to like clutters.

Everything is from Ikea except for the lava lamp (and my laptop duh).

Ms. Tarantula

2009-05-10T04:58:00.000-07:00

Legit

2009-05-06T07:28:00.000-07:00

Omg I apologize for the lack of updates. Been really busy with school, work, beau and recently my 18th birthday. I know you can't stop looking at my shoes. I have no idea where it is from because its a birthday gift from my Love. You can search for it, Singapore ain't that big. That red high-waisted short was thrifted. It was a full length pants but walking it in was quite constricting because it was sooo tight, so I cut it off (the length).

And the group pic I was wearing the leather sidezip from my blogshop (currently I'm not selling anything). It was a full sleeve but I can't bear the heat so I cut off the sleeves. It was taken on my birthday and the girls were so good at surprising. :)

I already did the reversible (______) I told you but have yet to find the time to take a picture of it. I'll post a tutorial on it by the end of this week.

Evil

2009-04-28T07:16:00.000-07:00

Remember I included this vampire lip ring from Delfina Delettrez on my recent polyvore ensemble?

AJHTS3754365663JTKDJHGTSJTHSJHTSDJH354646563////////////////////////

I will be your wife if you bought me this instead

GENIUS GENIUS GENIUS this bracelet+ring(s) costs 19500 euros and its one of one those things I want to be buried with. Delfina is going to haunt me for a few months........her pieces had been appearing in my dreams lately...fuck fuck.

Photo credit: Colette

Anyway, sorry for the late update. Been really busy with school and work. I'm going to start working on another DIY project. Its reversible, stupid and.....reversible. So keep watching this space!!!! Have a brutal day bitchez!!

Crzy

2009-04-22T21:02:00.001-07:00

-Bondage Jacket- Batam.

-Modified ( The Offspring patch, leather kneepad) jeans by me.

-Hair Scarf- Ayies.

-DIY Studded Cuffs.

-Bag from SuperLovers Japan.

Okay the leather kneepads doesn't look parallel here because I got this habit of making my right leg tilt inwards when I pose but irl it is parallel.

Image credit: dropsnap.jp and google.com

Silver

2009-04-21T08:09:00.000-07:00

This pyramid unisex cuffs by Gregg Wolf is death. D-E-A-T-H. I want to die and be buried in this. The editorial is from Nylon May 2008. I read Nylon for the second time in my life just now (i didn't know the library carry mags like this) and this is the only page that caught my eye. Don't call it fierce. Its far greater than that. Fierce doesn't make me choke on my own saliva.

Look at how genius Gregg Wolf is. Its so simple, almost medieval and classic. The lock just kills everything in a good way. It create images of obstruction, restrain and at the same time defense. Oh how I love ambiguousness in accessories. His website is not up yet but you can get a brief of him here.

Is your friend.

2009-04-18T05:53:00.000-07:00

Clockwise: MAC Lipstick in Cyber, Pip Cropped Tuxedo Jacket, Rick Owens Draped Dress, Haider Ackermann Leather Jacket, Chanel Lipstick, Delfina Delettrez Vampire double ring, Ann Demeulmeester silver bead and glass necklace, Zaha Hadid for Melissa in White and Black, Ksubi Tsubi Studded Leather Biker Gloves, Kiki De Montparnasse Black Sketch Junius Thong, silver black nail polish.

Wouldn't it be awesome if I went to AFF clad in these? Since funeral-esque ensembles are so chic right now. I'm going with Satan.

fuck you

2009-04-16T09:09:00.000-07:00

I will trap your souls, sublime your blood and cut you open...............knit your hair into Rodarte, sew your skin into a handbag, your beating heart will hang over my neck, your skeleton into Hottopic..........

gahh

2009-04-14T07:36:00.000-07:00

DIY Duct Tape Dress Form from Siti Stereo on Vimeo.

This Cosmic Energy

2009-04-13T02:53:00.000-07:00

READ THE FEATURES COS ITS FUCKIN AWESOME.

Authentically detailed lunar moonscape
Built-in light sensor illuminates moon when it gets dark
Automatic or manual function shows 12 main phases of the moon
Discovery guide with calendar, moon phase charts and instructions
15 minute audio CD providing a guided tour to the moon and beyond
Auto shut-off to preserve battery life
Infrared remote control
Easily mounts to wall with three different hanging options
Also required: 2 AAA and 4 AA batteries (not included)
13.4 x 11.1 x 3.7 inches ; 1.8 pounds

I need this moon wall light to replace my stupid Ikea bug light. Can be found here.

I LOVE Horrible Science. I used to read most of their books in primary school. My friends read Archie while I research on something to destroy. This kit is just amazing! Can be found here.

I wish I was a kid again. I would totally dig this NASA Shuttle Bunk Bed and live in it. Can be found here.

This alien glowing lamp is going to rest at my side table, next to my cosmic lava lamp. Argh!! Its just so simply gorgeous. It can be found here.

Isn't this just spells OBSESSED?? Blings and aliens = JASHGSHGJSDHGUIERHG. Found this at amazon.com.

Nothing is last season because we don't have seasons.

2009-04-07T21:04:00.000-07:00

+DIY fringe top

+DIY bleached pants

wtff

2009-04-06T05:00:00.000-07:00

I first saw this dress at Rumi's blog. And then I thought, 1)heck I could DIY this and 2)why does she like ugly stuffs (but always make them look normal on her, pfffft unfair.)

And so I went to the website at Pixie Market by Stolen Girlfriends Club to check out more about it. I was APPALLED that 1) it costs $162 for a piece of cotton jersey messed up with safety pins and 2) it is SOLD OUT.

People actually bought this shit for $162??????

Aliens can't make bread.

2009-04-05T03:33:00.001-07:00

They looked pretty much normal and edible. You are wrong....my attempt at making bread FAILED. These bread are tasteless and hard. I've tried making bread a few times in my life but all of them yields brick-hard bread. 90% of the bread recipes found on the internet requires the use of bread-machine. I heard its soo much easier but really, I am into making food with artisan values. This means I have to keep trying until these hands produce soft fluffy bread. Anyway I had fun rolling the dough into strips and braiding them.

Last March I baked the Super Mario Shrooms muffin using vegan base recipe. This muffin recipe is sooooo easy chances of it going wrong is really small. It taste better than non-vegan muffins. You can make it into muffins or cake, its the same.

-2 cups white sugar

-3 cups all purpose flour, sifted

-2 teaspoon baking powder

-salt

-1/2 cup cocoa powder

-2 cups water

-1 cup vegetable oil

-2 tablespoon white vinegar

-vanilla extract

Mix everything together at once. Bake for 30mins at 200 degree celcius for a cake. While muffin is at 20mins.

Multipass!

2009-04-03T09:17:00.001-07:00

Herve Leger answered my prayers. Well not really cos I can't afford Herve Leger. But I am really into sci-fi character in The Fifth Element - Leeloo Dallas Multipass. I remembered the first time I watched the movie when I was around Primary 1-2?? I got really inspired by Leeloo's weird character and ESPECIALLY the bandage suit. It was understood that Leeloo is the last surviving/possible alien bud found and she was born/mutated from a capsule. Sorry I'm not really good at story telling but yeah, I was into aliens and Leeloo for as long as I can remember.

Milla Jovovich was my first girl crush. I am still obsessed with Leeloo Dallas Multipass that I diy-ed my own Leeloo last year. I strip my Barbie, wrap her in masking tape and dread her hair. I tried to dye her hair with orange food colouring but I saw a smug on her face...so I stopped.

And then I wanted my own suit...to be precise a swimming suit like that. I don't mind the tanlines. Leeloo is in me forever.

Stud Patch

2009-03-31T07:30:00.000-07:00

+Grey drape outerwear from Batam.

+Skirt is from a friend.

+DIY detachable studded kneepad leggings.

If you are obsessed with studs and (almost) stud everything you own from bags to jackets to shoes to skirts to pants to jewelleries etc, !puhlease! stop. Studs are not going to stay and studding your stuffs directly like pinning and iron on can ruin your apparels and its irreversible. I came up with detachable studs idea because I have alot of studs at home but they are not real silver which means they will rust with moisture. Obviously they will rust if I send my studded clothes for washing. So, I decided to make detachable studs which is very easy to make. Preferrably for black clothes only. You need:

-Black cloth. Size depending on how big your stud design is.

-Studs obviously

-Velcro. Can be iron ons or sew ons.

-Anything to stick the velcro to your stud patch and your clothes. You can sew it, use fabric glue, iron(if you use iron ons velcro) etc.

Decide on the design of your stud patch. Recently I got really inspired by body shields. So I pinned my studs to the black cloth and when I got the shape I want, the cut the excess. Attach the velcro to your patch and the opposite side of the velcro to your clothes. I attached my velcro on my leggings and my jacket. Here is my jacket with my stud patch

Take it off, send for washing and put it back. Avoid rain. Store your patch in a moisture-free place.

If I could go to space.

2009-03-29T06:57:00.000-07:00

William Hartman

William Kenneth Hartmann (born in 1939), is an internationally renowned astronomer, planetary scientist, artist, and writer. He is a member of NASA's Mars Global Surveyor mission team. In 1971-72 he was on the Mariner-9 mission team which first mapped many geological features on Mars. Asteroid number 3341 is named after him in recognition of his planetary research. In 1997 he was the first recipient of the Carl Sagan Medal for Excellence in Public Communication in Planetary Science from the American Astronomical Society, Division for Planetary Sciences. His art work has been featured in many books, magazines, and international exhibits.

Having a dream of travelling to the moon is obviously unattainable and pretty much a premature thought. Well maybe its possible through astral projection but it only involves the spiritual self and takes great mental strength. But if I really got a chance to, I would reach the moon clad in Pam Hogg's power ranger-sci fi suits....

Yeah, add metal knee pads and bigger shoulder pads, a streak of neon green paint across my face and I'm fucking ready for the moon!!!

Spacemind

2009-03-27T09:09:00.000-07:00

These are from Forever21.com. Its really weird because I don't own a single piece from F21 but today I just feel like browsing the website so at least I won't feel outdated about whats in because there is no such thing as "trend" in Jurassic Park where I lived. I've been in the shop here(Singapore) several times but always leave empty handed. F21 is waayyyyy more affordable than Topshop or whatever shit you can find but maybe its just because I find F21 really messy. Like they have too much of different kinds of apparels and the space is really insufficient to house and display all the clothes properly. The spotlights are too bright and its a really colourful place to be in it hurts my eye. Oh and they're famous for producing replicas, so cheeky. Also I heard many comments that the quality is terrible. Put your $32 dress in the washing machine and you will get HOLES/RIPS/SHREDs/WHATEVER FORM OF SUBTLE DESTRUCTION on your dress like the one Alexander Wang designed and everyone got hyped up but its over now (if you get what I mean).

But browsing thru the net is really an easy and neat business. I am still contemplating on those 4 pieces..... I don't want my F21 to turn into AW really.

BUT!! I really don't mind if they have a replica of

Opening Ceremony Black Lace Up Wedge. Gahhh this looked really comfortable......

Anyway recently I did a small DIY project. I just don't have the time to take photos of it....really busy idling around. But soon they will show up here.

To 2 taggers:

-To the person who asked about the muffin recipe, I will post up another baking post which will include the recipe. So just stay tuned.

-To the person who asked about my blogshop, currently I am not holding any spree and maybe this is for quite sometime. But as soon as I'm starting another spree I will update at this blog.

Herringbone

2009-03-25T23:39:00.000-07:00

Appearance: Syirr

+Tribe oversized sweater is from Sungei Rd.

+Wolf fang necklace from me. Got it from Ebay.

+Vest borrowed from Erin.

+Sling pouch from Arab St.

+Purple leggins from JB.

+Vans herringbone.

How to acknowledge people around you that you are out of your mind: Wear a belt around your neck.

Wrath makes me fat.

2009-03-22T08:56:00.000-07:00

+ Topshop dress is free
+ Faux Leather Jacket is from my blogshop
+ Adidas is bf's.

3 days away from Singapore had resulted me in weight gain. You can see my fat legs thru the leggings. Oh yes my leggings had resurrected from the wardrobe after more than 5 months. Yes I avoided the leggings for 5 months. I guess it has to do some reflection alone after the commotion about leggings are not pants. If leggings are not pants, then how should we wear leggings? Under a dress? Under a long shirt? Layer with a skirt? Don't wear leggings at all?

Want to show the shape of your ass? Show your pantylines? So be it. At least I have something to do in the train other than looking at people's shoe. I'm trying not to sound so pervertic....but I always play the guess-if-she's-wearing-a-thong-or-granny panties game.

2009-03-18T04:31:00.000-07:00

Photo credit: Catherine

Will be away for awhile. Bai Bai

F & F

2009-03-14T00:18:00.001-07:00

1) Super Mario Shrooms Cupcakes. I made it for a friend's birthday. The chocolate muffins were totally vegan. No eggs, butter and milk. I made it that way to counter the calories in the buttercream icing and marshmellow. It made everyone's heart stop. I calculated that 1 piece of the shroom contains as much calories as a normal person requires per day. I had fun making others fat.

2) WORD. If I'm a boy I would wear these Givenchy's in fact I would wear it now.

Photo credit: JAKANDJIL

Major Scones

2009-03-10T01:29:00.000-07:00

Baking had been a MAJOR part of me since 2008. I find baking therapuetic and it calms my nerves. When I'm angry I beat the butter faster than a KitchenAid will do. When I'm sad I bake something really sugary it gives me a cardiac arrest just by looking at it. Its really magical how wheat turns into flour and when mixed with other elements it become something which is more than just edible. Somehow consuming something off your own labour gives you that sense of satisfaction and also joy when you see your friends enjoying your cake. Plus, I don't use any mixer or KitchenAid because I don't believe in machines.

Eating is not just chewing and swallowing to me. I have to know what I'm eating and how it is made. Most of the times I know exactly what are the ingredients in the food when I eat out but sometimes I don't (like KFC or any fast food joint). Hence I will avoid eating stuffs I'm really unsure of its content.

I love Scones. But my first experience with Scones was not a good one. Cafe's scones are too bland and flaky. I mean you're supposed to eat scones with clotted cream and jam but the cafes here are not really authentic about it. And when its machine made it sucks. Scones is a traditional English quick bread. Its lightly sweetened and compliments clotted cream, jam, butter and usually paired with any English teas. Scones have slightly hard/crunchy exterior and is flaky and soft inside. Scones can be plain or flavoured with raisins, cherries, cheese, chocolate chips or any other variations. Today I made mine with Bananas. While typing this I'm on my second piece hehehe. Ok here's the ingredients:

• 3 1/2 cups self-raising flour

• 4 tablespoons sugar

• 1 egg

• 1/4 teaspoon baking soda

• 1/2 teaspoon salt

• 4 tablespoons cold butter

• 2 large ripe bananas, cut into small pieces

• 6 tablespoons milk mixed with vanilla

1. Preheat the oven to 200 degree Celcius.

2. Stir together all the dry ingredients in a large bowl.

3. Cut in the cold butter.

4. Mixthe bananas and buttermilk together in a small bowl.

5. Add the bananas to the dry ingredients and stir just until moistened.

6. Knead on a lightly floured surface and roll out to about 3/4 inch thickness.

7. Cut into wedges or cut out circles using a biscuit cutter (or a glass).

8. Bake for 20 minutes.

I paired mine with butter. Preferably use Lurpak salted butter.

There you go. Its so easy even idiots can do it. Just saying.

Art in form of Days

2009-03-08T07:05:00.000-07:00

+ Orange and Black curtains from Ikea

+ $4 watch from Sungei Road

+ Sci-Fi artwork by Tim White

Sunday is supposed to be special but this Sunday is not so special......

I am from the Moon. This is the truth.

2009-03-07T08:33:00.000-08:00

+Military crop jacket from Ebay.

+Dress is free.

+Tartan hoisery from River Island.

Sorry I had to cover my face because it looked very unapologizing. You know when you don't get much sun or enough vitamins or just recovered from fever or too much sleep or too much peanut butter in you. Your skin go haywire and people think you're a junkie.

You can see that my colour coordination sucks. People should stop giving a shit on what they are wearing to appeal others. I usually wear whatever I feel like wearing and flatters the shape of my body and it ended up with clash of colours but I feel happy and comfortable and less boring. Sometimes I wish I understand myself but I really don't. Oh life/brain why are you being so difficult to me?

One part of me being normal is having dinner at Spinelli with Onion tart, hot sauce and some cocoa drink with bf. Tabasco is starting to be my close companion. Second to Wasabi. Next minute you will see me downing a bottle of Tabasco like I'm downing Coke.

My Hobby is not to upskirt you.

2009-03-03T22:29:00.000-08:00

My Hobby from Siti Stereo on Vimeo.

I won't/don't shower.

2009-03-02T07:00:00.000-08:00

Clockwise: Bvlgari Jasmin Noir (sadly its mine is finishing), lace glove, sequin bodysuit, Nintendo Gameboy, Peanut Butter JellyBean, YSL Manifesto bag, Timberland Urban boots, Lanvin choker, SID ring skull, Antipodium bodysuit, Kiki De Montparnasse Horn Mask.

If I have exactly those things right now I would stick to them and never take anything off which means that I'm not going to shower. Doesn't matter anyway because I had been showering once a day and my beloved Bvlgari noir masks everything according to bf.
I haven't been touching my gameboys for a few months already because 1)its always the same game. 2)I knew of no one who still owns a gameboy to battle Pokemon Yellow Version with me.
I'm not into unicorns. Never in my life. But Kiki's horn mask looked very demonized and fierce you can't miss it.
I've always wished for a pair of Timberland's. Once in the train I saw a girl about 5 years younger than me wearing a pair of Timberland's hunter boots heels and I swear if her family wasn't there I wouldve stalk her home and someway somehow try to get those babies I deserve 100000xtimes more. Fucking shit those images still haunt me. I'm gonna save up for it.

Stuffs I would actually Wear

2009-03-01T07:36:00.000-08:00

Ann-Sofie Back being so motherfucking epic. Real vampires(?) on the runway, feathers accessory, obscure spooky graphics.....High end Hot topic eh?

Missoni's reminds me of Japan. Knitted slouch, overlayering, pastel, sakura, Tsumori Chisato-esque prints......... Makes me really comfortable just by looking.

These 2 from Mark Fast are my favorites. The first one look like a really long bullet chain wrapped around her body and the second one look like a bird and at the same time it looked like its made of monkey fur. I think he got inspired by poaching.

When I grow up.

2009-02-24T05:12:00.000-08:00

When I grow up, I want to be a Peanut Butter

creamy or chunky my hydrogenated oil will surface.

When I grow up, butterflies will always flutter

in my stomach during my bulimic phase.

When I grow up, Skippy or Peter Pan it doesn't matter

as long I have the peanuts in my face.

When I grow up, serve my pills on the platter

because 50kg is a living disgrace.

This is the only thing I eat if I ever eat now. I'm so upset my holiday is cancelled. I want to get air-sick!!! That's all I want!! Okay and nice beaches. And hardcore mad shopping. Can't wait for my exams to end. Hit the gym every single day and look like coked Lindsay Lohan. Figuratively speaking I don't have a figure so go figure I don't know what I'm talking about pardon me I'm really upset about my holiday I can't spell Stupid without U.

Radical Fight Back

2009-02-21T21:53:00.000-08:00

I'm a really confused person.

2009-02-21T05:50:00.000-08:00

In the first picture, I only like my shadow and my bf's pants. I looked scared and someone with borderline case. I looked like someone with a name goes like Nancy.

In the second picture, I was channeling Rumi's distressed velvet dress. I call it a Hooker dress. I looked like I'm ready to beat you up. I looked like someone with a name of Michelle Murder.

Michelle: Nancy is datchu?!?

Nancy: Je ne parles pas anglais.

Michelle: Bonsoir! Comment vas-tu?

Nancy: *fuck*

Mogadon.

2009-02-19T00:02:00.000-08:00

I have short attention span. Not even halfway thru revising for my final years my mind randomly wandered to an image of Tiramisu. That intense espresso soaking Mary's fingers explicitly complimenting liqueured cream oh my god.

But I lack cream and I have surplus of nearly expired bread and eggs, leftover raisins from previous Scones attempts and some time to spare.

Then came my invention.....hold your breaths because I named it "Raisins Bread Pudding with Coffee Base Tiramisu Style."

10-15 slices white bread, cut into cubes
1/4 cup butter, melted
1/2 cup raisins
4 eggs, beaten
3/4 cup white sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 cups full cream milk

8-10 Graham Crackers

1 cup of warm sweetened black coffee.

1. Heat your oven to 200degrees Cel.

2. Cover the base of your baking dish with the Graham Crackers and then pour warm coffee over it and let them soak.

3. Combine bread cubes, butter, raisins; mix well and place in baking dish (on top of the soaked crackers).

4.Beat together the eggs, sugar, vanilla and salt. Add milk, mix well and pour over bread cubes.

5. Bake for 25minutes.

y-3ed

2009-02-17T05:23:00.000-08:00

I want my child to be Y-3ed. I don't care if its my biological child or some kid I kidnapped from Africa or Vietnam and name it Maddox. No I want to give my child alien names.

Ocere Coph
Likely (pronounce as Lykke Li)
Axx Okosa
Bierork (pronounce as Bjork)
Ezexizth (pronounce as Exist)

My child will learn Muay Thai, have dreadlocks, not fat, love aliens, hates fast food and must hate electronic music.
I'm being ambitious. Blame it on Mr Yohji.

I'm klepto

2009-02-14T19:25:00.000-08:00

People really want to know where I shop. Well actually I don't really "shop." The ideal picture of shopping is entering an apparel shop in a shopping mall and exiting with paper bags filled with new clothes. Or in 2k9 almost everyone just need to press add-to-cart and check-in.

But my term of shopping is entering a confined space filled with moulded smell (Salvation Army), or I have to brush shoulders with people mostly men (Sungei Road), press the Bid button and pray to God no one else is going to bid on that second-hand DKNY coat (Ebay) and yes I have mainstream taste like u so I go to blogshops to0.

In Salvation Army, a simple dress cost a minimum of $4, shoes minimum of $8 and jackets/coats at less than $15. Depends on the size of the store, I usually spend about 1 1/2hour for a small store to rummage through the apparels, shoes, bags and house equipments. Usually I look out for jackets with cool details, pencil skirts, printed shirts and quirky belts. Notice how they arrange the apparels but usually they separate them by types like "office suits", "long dresses", "winter coats" etc. Its easier if you know the arrangements as its easier to navigate for the stuff youre looking for. Also, sometimes they do not state the price of the item. It means that you have to ask the staffs. One tip to give you, look out for small defects so you could ask for a cheaper price OR make a sympathic face OR just look poor. I don't know if bargaining is legal but I usually suggest lower estimation when buying in bulk. The Salvation Army also provide membership cards where you can get 10% off from the receipt. Its free.

Address:

1.309 Upper Serangoon Rd Singapore 347693

2.Changi Conference 7 Upper Changi Rd North Singapore 507705

3.500 Upper Bukit Timah Road Singapore 678106

I used to have a problem with Ebay and Yahoo Auction(now GMarketplace). I got addicted to online shopping and I spent 90% of my allowance on it every week. I love the thrill of bidding and getting positive points by sellers. Once I got really upset because I lost the bid to a Tsumori Chisato dress I really wanted so badly, so I withdrew myself from online shopping and I got over the addiction. Wtf. I was only 15 and I already a slave to Ebay. Anyway, usually in Ebay I search for stuffs I can't find offline or second-hand branded goods. You can get cheap denim jackets and really cheap heels in Ebay.com.sg.
When stating your search in worldwide Ebay, you should narrow down your search. Example, if you want to find Doc Martens in Black size 7 then you should state that in the search portal. Or "vintage-tweed-winter-coat". Because if you just state Doc Martens, 1000 different models and sizes will show up and it waste your time to search for what you really wanted.

However, for ebay.com.sg I find that choices are very limited for certain items. When items are limited, you have to be "kiasu". I would usually just type in "Reebok" or "Boots" in the search engine and it usually yields less than 5 pages of related items.
Also if youre on a budget, on the left hand side of Ebay you can find the Price filter. You can search for "Dress" and then select Price Range from $___ to $___ and this will result in available dresses that cost the minimum to maximum you've selected.

SUNGEI ROAD THIEVE'S MARKET

I don't usually buy apparels here. I only look out for shoes and first generation Gameboys. Once I got a gameboy cartridge for free from a girl my age. She is sooo nice and the cartridge is still in working condition! Vintage vinyls, Bruce Lee posters, beaded bags, vintage cameras, hooker heels, porn dvds, toys..... I love dirty shopping. And bargaining. And wearing someone's stolen shoes. Shoplifters of the world, unite.

Some of you may buy F21 or AA online because its cheaper/cheap but I usually go for Taiwan sprees as its cheaper and the stuffs are much more....better looking I guess. Me and Catherine set up our own blogshop where we only do sprees. Our spree have no capping and will close at 19 February 09.

All available at THAT FASHION. Yes its called That Fashion because we found out that people don't like to go to This Fashion as its labelled as Auntie Empire so if you don't want to go to This Fashion then you should go to That Fashion.

Really depressed.

2009-02-12T01:29:00.000-08:00

urghhh. I eat once a day and I gained weight!! Now I can't fit in my levis and another jeans for no fucking reason!! I had been drinking alot of water but I pee very little I wonder where all the water goes to. Is it in my body making me fat? Is there such things?
I don't really eat carbs nowadays. At most I eat is KFC. Is 1 KFC a day making me fat? Dammit.

money is the root of all freebies

2009-02-08T06:19:00.000-08:00

Vintage Dress- FREE!!

That thing on my leg- free!!

High waisted red jeans- almost free!!

Vintage shiny handbag- FREE!!

U.R.S wedge- $45-50 but still FREE!! cos it was a gift.

I don't know why the picture is still huge I tried to resize it but it stays the same.

Anyway the printed top is FREE!!

Denim skirt- $4

Bucket bag with colourful strap- FREE!!

Thats Catherine!! Best pal/best fashion critique. And I'm not lying that most of my stuffs are free. I feel soo00o0oOoO fortunate to have the bestest people around. I don't know what else to say. Bye.

the older i get the shittier i become

2009-02-03T04:45:00.000-08:00

After listening to D.S.B on repeat, watching Patti Smith speaking her deep mind and some brainwashing from an old friend who believes in veganism (but Whopper is an exception) had turned me into (insert whatever is not appropriate). Wait, its appropriate for me.

I finally found me. Whatever fuck that means everyone thinks I'm going crazy. Nevermind at least I still have a lifetime supply of wasabi. I'm having a strong pain on the left side of my brain (yesterday was right side) and I don't believe its migraine although 99% its that latter because sometimes human wish for something else or in denial.

That plaid shirt in the first photo was my bro's. I lived in it for 2 days straight ( I heard a faint "Gosh!" from my bro). Sometimes I wear the exact same outfit for 3 days straight because apparently I don't feel like wearing anything else as the outfit explains whatever I was going through (I'm not sure what I was going through except that I feel really angsty all the time). I realised I like to type in (brackets) because (I don't know). And the patch on my jeans is The Offspring patch I detached from a sweater.

Yes I'm wearing denim top to toe (I heard a faint "Gasp!" from you). I don't get it now why is it wrong to wear it that way or this way. I don't think theres rules in fashion or in another words fashion should be alot fucking less pretentious. Or in another words this is just my style. Or in another words Morrissey fucking owns me

So if you could rock denim with denim then why not. If you could convince the society that the leggings (or even the pantyhose for the subconscious) is your pants then why not.

So recently I did another DIY,

Hehe Morrissey's pose

Okay my brain still hurts. I have this thing since I was a kid and I'm sooooo scared to go for a check-up.

+_+

2009-01-30T23:03:00.000-08:00

1. First come first serve. Interested or enquiries, please send an email to siti.stereo@yahoo.com.sg.

2. Make payment to POSB Savings 209-56432-7 within 3 working days after confirmation of purchase.

3. Add $2 for posting and handling (normal). Am not responsible for lost mail (rarely happen). Registered mail add another $2.20.

4. I only do meet-ups at Pasir Ris.

5. Items sold non-refundable.

Turqoise Houndstooth Cape

Size S

Details: 4 buttons (double breasted), 2 mini pockets, lining inside

$12 SOLD

Denim Sleeveless Dress

Size M

Details: Zipper at back

$10

Yellow as Fuck Dress (the picture show no justice)
Size S-M

Details: 3 lines at collar, lining inside, back zipper

$15

Mod Shift Dress

Size S-M

Details: 2 pockets

$19

Love at First Sight Dress

Size S-M

Details: Back zipper, lining inside

$22 SOLD

Black Coat

Size M

Details: Stretch denim material, heavy

$17

Mod Design Sweater
Size M-L

Details: Fabric is not so thick, suitable for sunny days.

$11 SOLD

Checkered Brown Long Top

Size M

Details: Belt included
$15

Green Polka Dot Top

Size M

Details: Belt included

$12

Green Stripey Canvas

Size 9.5

Details: 100% unused, box included

$20

Vintage Turtle Shell Eyewear

Similar to the one worn by Agyness.

Twin Power

2009-01-28T04:37:00.000-08:00

Imagine that you have an identical twin sister. Would you think that your sister would be smarter than you? Would you be jealous? What if she was more fashionable? Would you share clothes and shoes and bags? Would you date another pair of twins? What if she stole your Bvlgari perfume? Would you want to be Mary Kate or Ashley? Do you know they are not identical twins? What if she was bipolar? Or bulimic? Do you think the chances that you are one too are high? Would you make out with your twin? Would you slap her if she told mum you brought Henry/Peter/Andrew home when our parents were away? What if shes more fucked up than you are? What if youre thrifty and shes oblivious? Does it matter?

Is that creepy?

Anyway, that poncho-like top is DIY from a shawl. I guess I have to sacrifice that shawl into good use as living in Singapore disallows (is there even such word) me from wearing it.

I am still having a good relationship with my bleached pants. Can't seem to part with it. Best friends for life.

Oh yes my ridiculous denim necklace is making its debut here. I think its the ugliest handmade jewellery I've ever made. But it gives this whimsical kind of effect to the whole outfit. My purpose of wearing clothes is to look stupid and not perfect. (wtf since when?)

If I were a celebrity I would wear a dinosaur carcass to the red carpet. Bjork did it with a poultry. Imogen Heap did it with a garden.

I'm doing a selling post soon. Support me if you could!

I always look shocked

2009-01-26T06:52:00.000-08:00

You probably have that shirt because I'm human like you (still not convinced I'm an extraterrestial being) and its hanging in abundance in Bugis. But you probably don't have that denim ridiculous frivilous necklace because I made it. You probably have a similar denim cut-offs because its so versatile and cost me $3. But maybe you don't have that elf shoes because Catherine got it for me in Hong Kong.

I'm crazy about this bag by Natural Flight. Its yellow, adjustable detachable straps and has 11 COMPARTMENTS. Convenience or utilization or both?

Stick a Coin In Between

2009-01-25T08:13:00.000-08:00

WHY YOU NEED A GAP (DON'T KNOW HOW- SORRY NO TUTORIAL FOR GAP TEETH)

Lara Stone - (kinda sick of her boobs already)

Hayley William (Paramore) - Anti- Ashlee Simpsons and Avril Lavigne

Madonna - ______________.

Jane Birkin - I can't find any decent photo of her smiling when she was much younger. All I found was naked photos and more naked photos of her. :(/:)

Sometimes Scene

2009-01-22T09:35:00.000-08:00

Been really busy with school. Don't like it *kicks the dustbin*<<<<<<<

that is irrelevant. I did some DIY projects but didn't have the time to take good pictures of it. Need a tripod, need a good camera, need some money and need a good time!!!

Anyway maybe here's my wishlist for the month (why for the month? why not for a week or for a year? The answer is I don't know) <<<<<<

so irrelevant

Skull mask by Hot Topic, Vampire lips shirt by Hot Topic, Tripp pants by Hot Topic.

And why I love Hot Topic even more (not just because of the hot scene chicks),

THIS IS GENIUS! CREEPERS HEELS?!?!?! I CHOKED ON MY POTATO CHIPS WHEN I SAW THIS.

Emanuel Ungaro Pre Fall 09

Holy cow look at curves.

Lastly, some good music for the ears!

Defiance of Shit Bastards (d.s.b)- Kill the Phantom City

Poisonous Food

2009-01-18T03:54:00.000-08:00

Apparently, I do eat. Its funny. By the way I look, people often perceive that I have eating disorder. But I do eat. And I'm not so skinny. I am actually chubby. Wait, does that make me have ED? I think I used to have it. Until I got gastric problems and it made me feel like shit. Until I grew to be really hairy, until my body rejected the food. But I don't think I have it now. Look, I'm eating 6 times a day. I cook my own food! I even do customization on my food. See how obsessed I am in DIY. Yesterday I went to the extent of boiling my own stock from scratch (prawn shells, garlic, onions and carrots-boil for 2 fuckin hours!) and pounding my own peppercorns instead of using the ready-made ones. Today, I made Spacecakes from Hell (of course without the _______). My version of spacecake looks like this

My family don't get it why I bake these muffins. They don't get it why I have to make my food look so toxic and weird.

I just think everything could be abit more fun. I nearly silk screen my own pancakes. Anyway, I'm going to post a tutorial on these muffins because my friends RaVe AbOuT It yA'll. Its actually really easy, easier if you use Betty Crocker pre-mix Yellow Cake but life is less meaningful if you use Betty Crocker.

Basic Yellow Cake

Part A

- 1 3/4 Mug of Plain flour, sifted

- 1 Mug of sugar

- 1 tbsp baking powder

- pinch of salt

Part B

- 1 Mug of milk

- 1/2 Mug of sweet condensed milk

- 3 eggs, room temperature

- 3/4 Mug vegetable oil

- 1 teaspoon vanilla flavour

Instructions

Set oven to 190 degree celcius.

Mix part A together in one container and mix part B together in another container.

Add in part B to part A.....and then stir.

So now you got a basic yellow cake batter. Divide them into 3 parts if you want 3 colours. 100 parts if you want 100 colours. I got like 4 or 5 colours.

5. Get ready ur muffin tray. Layer by layer in different colours add in to your baking tray. I got mine with red for the first layer, yellow for second, green third, neon pink fourth and blue fifth. Use only 1 tablespoon of the batter for each colour. This is how it look like before baking

Bake for 20mins.

BITE IT

#-#-#

2009-01-11T22:33:00.000-08:00

Recently I have this obsession with Little India. Nothing beats eating indian street savouries which cost a dollar, fresh naans, beautiful temples and meditating. Here's one outfit I wore for the meditation session

Batik shirt got it for free, that colourful scarf is from my bucket bag, bleached diy pants and sandals I got from KL.

Bag Lady

2009-01-09T06:07:00.000-08:00

HOW TO MAKE A BAG OUT OF YOUR OLD LONG SLEEVES SHIRT OR YOUR ANNOYING SISTER'S LONG SLEEVES SHIRT.

1)First, turn the shirt inside out. Sew the bottom part of the shirt (look at the pins). If by hand, sew it twice so it will be more secure when you place heavier stuffs.

2) Turn it on the right side again through the neck hole. Measure about 1cm from the middle of the back neckline and fold it in. Fold throughout the shoulder width. Sew along the line marked by the pins.

3) Measure about 9cm-11cm from the top of the sewn neckline to below and fold it in like this.

4) That part is the flap of the bag. Sew the folded side of the sleeves so it will be attached to the flap.

5) Merge the tip of both sleeves together by sewing. And then cut a straight line where you want the opening of the bag to be (under the flap of course).

YOURE DONE!

You like lace?

2009-01-06T06:29:00.000-08:00

100% lace dress. Here's an upclose

Recently, my cousin who previously owned DitzyTreasures let me inherit her collection of wearable "treasures" she collected since her polytechnic days. The lot of vintage dresses and skirts weighed about slightly more than 10kg including a few bags and a pair of shoe. And that shoe is no ordinary shoe because

ITS A VINTAGE ETIENNE AIGNER

I'm so lucky. Got everything for free. Don't need to go shopping for at least 6months.

Excited for Spring collections? Yeah me too. While checking out Hermès Spring RTW 09, I can't deny that the collection look like the Apache hippie video. Watch the video and you'll get it.

Photos by Style.com

If you want to know how I'm feeling like now, its exactly like that keyboardist in that video except that I'm not high on any substance.

Save the ________.

2009-01-02T08:04:00.000-08:00

You must've think I'm crazy, but I thank God that I'm never born rich. In fact, I come from a middle income family where there is no such thing as discretionary income for specialty goods. I'm far less from being demanding or oblivious towards the lifestyle I'm living in.
Why am I being so grateful for being poor?
Its because I realised that the lack of money or the condition I'm living in has made me to what I am now. As I could not even afford a pair of Aldo heels or a Zara blazer, I find other alternatives like make my own clothes or shop at thrift stores. I started doing it about 4 years ago and then it became a habit. Its thrilling and fun to scout for unique genuine pieces. It tests my ability to recreate that old off-beat shirt into a whole different new interpretation. They say another man's trash is another man's holy grail. Sometimes I do get disappointed because theres nothing I fancy or not in my size. But most times I leave the Salvation Army with a giant smile plastered on my face.

Maybe if I were rich, I would be less creative and innovative. Maybe I would wear head to toe Topshop, tote a Chanel 2.55 because its Chanel (asked daddy for it) and it could "offset" my boring (but expensive)outfit or tie my Alexander Mcqueen scarf at every possible hole because Nicole Richie has it. Its because I could afford anything and people tend to wear labelled clothes as it is and less likely to do any customization except for matching them with vintage pieces or layering which is getting very lame. I mean its not ugly or wrong but its just....uninspirational or original.
I rather see someone wearing This Fashion from head to toe looking confident and knows her shit rather than someone who has a wardrobe of CDG and wearing it because every Ah Bengs has the shirt ( you know which one I'm talking about ).

Also, you could save the environment by buying second hand clothes or reinventing used clothes. Read this article (no.22 and no.34). I mean I'm not the go-green type of person but for sure I'm not a type of person who waste resources. I love beef too much and going totally organic is abit too far fetched for me.

So yeah, when you buy second hand clothes you 1)save the environment, 2) save money, 3) donate to Salvation Army if applicable.

AND ITS THE RECESSION PERIOD!! SUCK THAT

I am a geek (in 2009)

2008-12-29T05:05:00.000-08:00

FAVORITES IN 2008 ( cos its ending eh)

Favorite fragrance:

Its a tie between the 2. I use The Vert for sunny days because of its light, fresh and citrus fragrance. While Jasmin Noir is for rainy days or special occasions. It has this very intense musky notes and abit floral.

Favorite food:

Give me anything with wasabi in it and I will forget my diet plan the next second. This green dope makes me go ditzy and refreshed after a shitty day in school.

Favorite thrift find:

My $5 holy grail.

Favorite artist:

Based on Texas, this experimental-ambience group is no ordinary bunch. You could relate every song to yourself no matter how boring or interesting your life is. The raucous guitar riffs, deep bass and climactic cymbals will alter the moments of your life to be even more significant. Listen and you'll get what I mean.

Favorite quote:

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Its from a sketch from Monty Python Flying Circus. Its just a german gibberish but also subliminally could mean a silly joke about salted peanuts.

Favorite accessory:

Favorite companion:

Toasted and no filters.

Favorite fictional character:

2008 was interesting. Met new people, did new things, discovered interesting places/websites/activities/hobbies and of course made a couple of mistakes. I'm not really looking forward to 2009 though because apparently the 3 witches prophecised that I will not have a good time being legal. Maybe I always have the mindset that being legit is no fun but apart from that, I'll just sit here being a geek having a vision for this blog. I hope my manic state will come by soon as flight of crazy ideas will help with the thrive of loyal readers! I do? I don't? Well whatever. I enjoy sharing creativity and witticism because life is alot more boring and depressing without them.

"O?"

Stagnant

2008-12-27T01:14:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the late update. I'm not feeling really well and my mood is just off for me to do anything productive and creative. But I promise you alot more in a week time. Take care!

Men On My Shirt

2008-12-21T06:13:00.000-08:00

That shirt was $3. For $3 I got a postman, a fireman/alien extinguisher/ghostbuster, a farmer and God knows who else dwelling on my shirt. Oh yeah that Tracce moccasins wedge is the most comfortable pair I have now. I walked from Beach Road to Suntec City to Singapore Flyer and then to City Hall but it didn't give me joint pain or muscle aches on my feet despite the heel height measuring 2.75inches. It was a good buy. Few months ago it costed $100++ but recently the price dropped to $40 __ -_- __ so of course being me (being cheapskate) I bought it.

Anyway, I'm sick of my hair already. Part of me wants to go bald, half bald, 2/5 bald, keep it long, dreadlocks, dye it orange, flat top ala Grace Jones..... argh. My hair gives me the most problem besides my skin. Its dry and frizzy, thick, fucked up and grows like a mushroom. Its probably dead because I dye it multiple times in a year. I've bleached it, dyed pink, black, purple, blue, red you name it. I nearly did green but someone in school had it so I don't want to be Broccoli the 2nd. Makes me feel like shit. !huergh!

Eh?

2008-12-16T07:46:00.000-08:00

5 very random facts :

1) I own nothing from Topshop, Forever 21, Zara or Mango except for a pair of yellow boxers (Topshop). I just think they are overpriced and the chances of seeing another person with the same top as me is high. I feel very paranoid when that happens.

2) I buy only 1 or 2 magazine/s per year. This is because Vogue/Bazaar/ELLE/L'officiel/Style makes me want to stop eating cake and inferior and really poor and its useless to feel like so and I will take a long time to recover and accept reality while Seventeen or Cleo focus on the trend which is immaterial for me. NYLON is too hipster-esque (eh?) for me. The reason for purchasing it despite being irrelevant to me is because I like to study the editorial style of a magazine and also the fashion photography composition.

3) This morning while squatting down and rummaging for my shirt, a giant heap of clothes from the upperside of my wardrobe came toppling on me. It felt like an avalanche!

4) I am obsessed with aliens and space. Most people think they're creepy, fake, harmful, ugly and disturbing. To me they're mysteriously creepy, abstruse, harmless, invincible and very special to me.

5) I have an inability to burp. No matter how hard I try I still can't release the gas. I'm very pleased with myself. It makes me feel like an alien.

If you like me, you could get me this for Christmas:

Its a fuckin lamp! But nah its impossible cos its not for sale.

Reebok Update (DIY)

2008-12-11T19:57:00.000-08:00

Burberry 07 Studded Platform Heels + Reebok Classic Freestyle =

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Say Hello to my customized babies. You are not plain anymore! I got the studs from my old studded belt (punkrock days) and polished them with Brasso. I'm not going to wear them on rainy days as I afraid it may rust. Yeah that was Aggy for 07 Burberry but they dropped her (thanks uh Mario Testino) claiming she's too overexposed. How obscure you want a model to be? And what do they mean by overexposed? Overrated? Too hip? And theres a rumour that she is going to leave the modelling agency, DNA. Or she already left? Either way, I still love her. I believe she is more capable of something else beyond modelling or partying. Maybe she could start selling utility bikes. Be a utilitarian rather than hanging out with Uffie and Leigh Lezark or any other hipsters. Hark.

Anyway, look whats in my mail!

Another Reebok masterpiece! Bought it off Ebay. I just could not resist the multicolored tiles design. Very 90s/ Gameboy era. And if you have that extra money, you could donate some to me because I would do anything for this

ALIEN STOMPER (limited edition)

Okay I'm so late already g2g now bye.

Me to Junya and maybe to Dalai Lama

2008-12-09T23:17:00.000-08:00

Junya Watanabe Fall 08.

I decided to do a Dalai Lama inspired cum Junya interpretation with my 2 yards of fabric. Not much draping though as the material is too slippery and vulnerable. The true colour is maroon ( I know I am the Modern Monk). Anyway, I've got lots of outfits and DIY to post but its my semester test week and I'm busy studying I mean actually not really studying cos I hate what I'm doing right now...I'm just being prepared (to die). (in peace).

3 Reasons Why You Need A Boyfriend

2008-12-03T05:40:00.001-08:00

THE BOYFRIEND'S BLAZER.

Or you can wear your father's. Simply roll up your crisp white shirt sleeves and then roll up your blazer's sleeve slightly shorter than the sleeves inside to create that peek-a-boo or I-couldn't-be-bothered effect. You could wear it over a dress like DKNY on the left or go for the androgynous look on the right. Keep the shoulder pads if you're daring enough.

THE BOYFRIEND'S JEANS.

For feel-fat days. Pair it with a simple light pocketed cotton shirt and a wedge if heels are too dressy for you. Just be careful because not all boyfriend's jeans suit your body type.

THE BOYFRIEND'S FLANNEL SHIRT.

Okay. I believe Mary Kate first made the homeless look very chic, no? Whatever. Kudos to this bag lady for being the most unique and inspirational fashionista. I have a strong feeling her playlist consists of Motorhead, Led Zeppelin, Pearl Jam and Janis Joplin. Anyway back to the flannel shirt, I think MK'S interpretation of the flannel shirt is the Scottish kilt which creates a punkish look while the lady on the right is just wearing it as it is. Very simple at the same time its almost preppy(also like a school uniform) with the vibrant colour which is attractive and fresh.

So yeah, I'm just kidding about getting a boyfriend.

I sold the world.

2008-12-02T07:30:00.000-08:00

WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR BORING GREY JERSEY DRESS AND TOO TIGHT DENIM?

What? by sitistereo

1. Cut the waistband and zippers from the denim.

2. Cut the collar area of your dress with radius about 4cm.

3. Attach the waistband to the new collar area of your dress by sewing it.

Also, you could layer your stockings. Since christmas is near, I wore my black stockings over my bright red stockings to create the blood red christmas colour. That way, you look taller than a christmas tree. -___-

Anyway here's an upclose picture of my DIY dress

Stay tuned to see my interpretation of Junya Watanabe 08 draping frenzy.

I'm going horse riding.

2008-11-22T03:58:00.000-08:00

WHAT I WORE TO GET JAPANESE FOOD.

Solution denim top- Mum's

Green socks- Bro's

Basket bag- Mum's

Anyway, its the end of the Headband Era. Girls in headbands used to come in abundance be it in school, in gigs, in fleas, in clubs and basically everywhere. Oh yes not forgetting lookbook.nu HAHA. Well let just say the "hippie" era. Fringe bags, fringe sandals, fringe vest, headbands, Pocahontas bla bla. I've seen too much Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton.

Do you even find that appealing? I don't know why but I think she was trying to look like Cleopatra born in the Athens finding Adam cos she is Eve but is high on dope caught smoking crack in her car. I don't know if I should look at her disturbing failed Cleopatra eye make up or her headband (or her cellulites hehe). -_-

Forgive

2008-11-14T08:43:00.000-08:00

Black tank top- Metro

Denim Rocker Vest- thrifted

Bleached tie denim- DIY

Classic Reeboks- Thieve's Market

Chain necklace- Diva

I didn't realise I look punkish/rocker until the people in the hardcore gig I went today told me about it. Its been a year since I last went to a gig and I forgot about the dress code. I used to wear Emo bands shirts, black skinny pants or Camou bermudas with high cut Converse. I would take a Myspace shot like

Oh come on. If you had not been through this phase, you are too cool for the world. And I'm sincere about it. I know you used to steal your mum's lipliner and wear it as eyeliner and then smudge it so you will look like Soony Moore.

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Okay maybe you are really too cool for the world. Im going to eat macaroni and cheese now. BYE

Menstruation

2008-11-11T07:40:00.000-08:00

Mod design sweater- thrifted

Leggings- Loyang Point

Red pantyhose- Gift

Silver Loafers- Mum's

This look is inspired by the human bloodied tampon

I know. Sometimes I just get inspired by the simple things in life. I don't call myself an alien for no reason. So, does it reminds you of me every month now? I hope so.