I want my child to be Y-3ed. I don't care if its my biological child or some kid I kidnapped from Africa or Vietnam and name it Maddox. No I want to give my child alien names.

Ocere Coph
Likely (pronounce as Lykke Li)
Axx Okosa
Bierork (pronounce as Bjork)
Ezexizth (pronounce as Exist)

My child will learn Muay Thai, have dreadlocks, not fat, love aliens, hates fast food and must hate electronic music.
I'm being ambitious. Blame it on Mr Yohji.