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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
When I grow up.




When I grow up, I want to be a Peanut Butter

creamy or chunky my hydrogenated oil will surface.

When I grow up, butterflies will always flutter

in my stomach during my bulimic phase.


When I grow up, Skippy or Peter Pan it doesn't matter

as long I have the peanuts in my face.

When I grow up, serve my pills on the platter

because 50kg is a living disgrace.






This is the only thing I eat if I ever eat now. I'm so upset my holiday is cancelled. I want to get air-sick!!! That's all I want!! Okay and nice beaches. And hardcore mad shopping. Can't wait for my exams to end. Hit the gym every single day and look like coked Lindsay Lohan. Figuratively speaking I don't have a figure so go figure I don't know what I'm talking about pardon me I'm really upset about my holiday I can't spell Stupid without U.


5:12 AM

Saturday, February 21, 2009
Radical Fight Back






9:53 PM

I'm a really confused person.



In the first picture, I only like my shadow and my bf's pants. I looked scared and someone with borderline case. I looked like someone with a name goes like Nancy.
In the second picture, I was channeling Rumi's distressed velvet dress. I call it a Hooker dress. I looked like I'm ready to beat you up. I looked like someone with a name of Michelle Murder.
Michelle: Nancy is datchu?!?
Nancy: Je ne parles pas anglais.
Michelle: Bonsoir! Comment vas-tu?
Nancy: *fuck*

5:50 AM

Thursday, February 19, 2009
Mogadon.

I have short attention span. Not even halfway thru revising for my final years my mind randomly wandered to an image of Tiramisu. That intense espresso soaking Mary's fingers explicitly complimenting liqueured cream oh my god.
But I lack cream and I have surplus of nearly expired bread and eggs, leftover raisins from previous Scones attempts and some time to spare.
Then came my invention.....hold your breaths because I named it "Raisins Bread Pudding with Coffee Base Tiramisu Style."



10-15 slices white bread, cut into cubes
1/4 cup butter, melted
1/2 cup raisins
4 eggs, beaten
3/4 cup white sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 cups full cream milk
8-10 Graham Crackers
1 cup of warm sweetened black coffee.




1. Heat your oven to 200degrees Cel.


2. Cover the base of your baking dish with the Graham Crackers and then pour warm coffee over it and let them soak.


3. Combine bread cubes, butter, raisins; mix well and place in baking dish (on top of the soaked crackers).


4.Beat together the eggs, sugar, vanilla and salt. Add milk, mix well and pour over bread cubes.


5. Bake for 25minutes.






12:02 AM

Tuesday, February 17, 2009
y-3ed







I want my child to be Y-3ed. I don't care if its my biological child or some kid I kidnapped from Africa or Vietnam and name it Maddox. No I want to give my child alien names.

Ocere Coph
Likely (pronounce as Lykke Li)
Axx Okosa
Bierork (pronounce as Bjork)
Ezexizth (pronounce as Exist)

My child will learn Muay Thai, have dreadlocks, not fat, love aliens, hates fast food and must hate electronic music.
I'm being ambitious. Blame it on Mr Yohji.

5:23 AM

Saturday, February 14, 2009
I'm klepto


People really want to know where I shop. Well actually I don't really "shop." The ideal picture of shopping is entering an apparel shop in a shopping mall and exiting with paper bags filled with new clothes. Or in 2k9 almost everyone just need to press add-to-cart and check-in.

But my term of shopping is entering a confined space filled with moulded smell (Salvation Army), or I have to brush shoulders with people mostly men (Sungei Road), press the Bid button and pray to God no one else is going to bid on that second-hand DKNY coat (Ebay) and yes I have mainstream taste like u so I go to blogshops to0.





In Salvation Army, a simple dress cost a minimum of $4, shoes minimum of $8 and jackets/coats at less than $15. Depends on the size of the store, I usually spend about 1 1/2hour for a small store to rummage through the apparels, shoes, bags and house equipments. Usually I look out for jackets with cool details, pencil skirts, printed shirts and quirky belts. Notice how they arrange the apparels but usually they separate them by types like "office suits", "long dresses", "winter coats" etc. Its easier if you know the arrangements as its easier to navigate for the stuff youre looking for. Also, sometimes they do not state the price of the item. It means that you have to ask the staffs. One tip to give you, look out for small defects so you could ask for a cheaper price OR make a sympathic face OR just look poor. I don't know if bargaining is legal but I usually suggest lower estimation when buying in bulk. The Salvation Army also provide membership cards where you can get 10% off from the receipt. Its free.


Address:


1.309 Upper Serangoon Rd Singapore 347693


2.Changi Conference 7 Upper Changi Rd North Singapore 507705


3.500 Upper Bukit Timah Road Singapore 678106

I used to have a problem with Ebay and Yahoo Auction(now GMarketplace). I got addicted to online shopping and I spent 90% of my allowance on it every week. I love the thrill of bidding and getting positive points by sellers. Once I got really upset because I lost the bid to a Tsumori Chisato dress I really wanted so badly, so I withdrew myself from online shopping and I got over the addiction. Wtf. I was only 15 and I already a slave to Ebay. Anyway, usually in Ebay I search for stuffs I can't find offline or second-hand branded goods. You can get cheap denim jackets and really cheap heels in Ebay.com.sg.
When stating your search in worldwide Ebay, you should narrow down your search. Example, if you want to find Doc Martens in Black size 7 then you should state that in the search portal. Or "vintage-tweed-winter-coat". Because if you just state Doc Martens, 1000 different models and sizes will show up and it waste your time to search for what you really wanted.


However, for ebay.com.sg I find that choices are very limited for certain items. When items are limited, you have to be "kiasu". I would usually just type in "Reebok" or "Boots" in the search engine and it usually yields less than 5 pages of related items.
Also if youre on a budget, on the left hand side of Ebay you can find the Price filter. You can search for "Dress" and then select Price Range from $___ to $___ and this will result in available dresses that cost the minimum to maximum you've selected.




SUNGEI ROAD THIEVE'S MARKET



I don't usually buy apparels here. I only look out for shoes and first generation Gameboys. Once I got a gameboy cartridge for free from a girl my age. She is sooo nice and the cartridge is still in working condition! Vintage vinyls, Bruce Lee posters, beaded bags, vintage cameras, hooker heels, porn dvds, toys..... I love dirty shopping. And bargaining. And wearing someone's stolen shoes. Shoplifters of the world, unite.




Some of you may buy F21 or AA online because its cheaper/cheap but I usually go for Taiwan sprees as its cheaper and the stuffs are much more....better looking I guess. Me and Catherine set up our own blogshop where we only do sprees. Our spree have no capping and will close at 19 February 09.




All available at THAT FASHION. Yes its called That Fashion because we found out that people don't like to go to This Fashion as its labelled as Auntie Empire so if you don't want to go to This Fashion then you should go to That Fashion.

7:25 PM

Thursday, February 12, 2009
Really depressed.

urghhh. I eat once a day and I gained weight!! Now I can't fit in my levis and another jeans for no fucking reason!! I had been drinking alot of water but I pee very little I wonder where all the water goes to. Is it in my body making me fat? Is there such things?
I don't really eat carbs nowadays. At most I eat is KFC. Is 1 KFC a day making me fat? Dammit.

1:29 AM

Sunday, February 8, 2009
money is the root of all freebies




Vintage Dress- FREE!!

That thing on my leg- free!!
High waisted red jeans- almost free!!


Vintage shiny handbag- FREE!!


U.R.S wedge- $45-50 but still FREE!! cos it was a gift.







I don't know why the picture is still huge I tried to resize it but it stays the same.



Anyway the printed top is FREE!!



Denim skirt- $4


Bucket bag with colourful strap- FREE!!








Thats Catherine!! Best pal/best fashion critique. And I'm not lying that most of my stuffs are free. I feel soo00o0oOoO fortunate to have the bestest people around. I don't know what else to say. Bye.




6:19 AM

Tuesday, February 3, 2009
the older i get the shittier i become

After listening to D.S.B on repeat, watching Patti Smith speaking her deep mind and some brainwashing from an old friend who believes in veganism (but Whopper is an exception) had turned me into (insert whatever is not appropriate). Wait, its appropriate for me.

I finally found me. Whatever fuck that means everyone thinks I'm going crazy. Nevermind at least I still have a lifetime supply of wasabi. I'm having a strong pain on the left side of my brain (yesterday was right side) and I don't believe its migraine although 99% its that latter because sometimes human wish for something else or in denial.





That plaid shirt in the first photo was my bro's. I lived in it for 2 days straight ( I heard a faint "Gosh!" from my bro). Sometimes I wear the exact same outfit for 3 days straight because apparently I don't feel like wearing anything else as the outfit explains whatever I was going through (I'm not sure what I was going through except that I feel really angsty all the time). I realised I like to type in (brackets) because (I don't know). And the patch on my jeans is The Offspring patch I detached from a sweater.

Yes I'm wearing denim top to toe (I heard a faint "Gasp!" from you). I don't get it now why is it wrong to wear it that way or this way. I don't think theres rules in fashion or in another words fashion should be alot fucking less pretentious. Or in another words this is just my style. Or in another words Morrissey fucking owns me



So if you could rock denim with denim then why not. If you could convince the society that the leggings (or even the pantyhose for the subconscious) is your pants then why not.

So recently I did another DIY,

Hehe Morrissey's pose



Okay my brain still hurts. I have this thing since I was a kid and I'm sooooo scared to go for a check-up.


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4:45 AM

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