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Tuesday, February 3, 2009
the older i get the shittier i become

After listening to D.S.B on repeat, watching Patti Smith speaking her deep mind and some brainwashing from an old friend who believes in veganism (but Whopper is an exception) had turned me into (insert whatever is not appropriate). Wait, its appropriate for me.

I finally found me. Whatever fuck that means everyone thinks I'm going crazy. Nevermind at least I still have a lifetime supply of wasabi. I'm having a strong pain on the left side of my brain (yesterday was right side) and I don't believe its migraine although 99% its that latter because sometimes human wish for something else or in denial.





That plaid shirt in the first photo was my bro's. I lived in it for 2 days straight ( I heard a faint "Gosh!" from my bro). Sometimes I wear the exact same outfit for 3 days straight because apparently I don't feel like wearing anything else as the outfit explains whatever I was going through (I'm not sure what I was going through except that I feel really angsty all the time). I realised I like to type in (brackets) because (I don't know). And the patch on my jeans is The Offspring patch I detached from a sweater.

Yes I'm wearing denim top to toe (I heard a faint "Gasp!" from you). I don't get it now why is it wrong to wear it that way or this way. I don't think theres rules in fashion or in another words fashion should be alot fucking less pretentious. Or in another words this is just my style. Or in another words Morrissey fucking owns me



So if you could rock denim with denim then why not. If you could convince the society that the leggings (or even the pantyhose for the subconscious) is your pants then why not.

So recently I did another DIY,

Hehe Morrissey's pose



Okay my brain still hurts. I have this thing since I was a kid and I'm sooooo scared to go for a check-up.


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4:45 AM
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Twin Power



Imagine that you have an identical twin sister. Would you think that your sister would be smarter than you? Would you be jealous? What if she was more fashionable? Would you share clothes and shoes and bags? Would you date another pair of twins? What if she stole your Bvlgari perfume? Would you want to be Mary Kate or Ashley? Do you know they are not identical twins? What if she was bipolar? Or bulimic? Do you think the chances that you are one too are high? Would you make out with your twin? Would you slap her if she told mum you brought Henry/Peter/Andrew home when our parents were away? What if shes more fucked up than you are? What if youre thrifty and shes oblivious? Does it matter?



Is that creepy?


Anyway, that poncho-like top is DIY from a shawl. I guess I have to sacrifice that shawl into good use as living in Singapore disallows (is there even such word) me from wearing it.

I am still having a good relationship with my bleached pants. Can't seem to part with it. Best friends for life.

Oh yes my ridiculous denim necklace is making its debut here. I think its the ugliest handmade jewellery I've ever made. But it gives this whimsical kind of effect to the whole outfit. My purpose of wearing clothes is to look stupid and not perfect. (wtf since when?)

If I were a celebrity I would wear a dinosaur carcass to the red carpet. Bjork did it with a poultry. Imogen Heap did it with a garden.





I'm doing a selling post soon. Support me if you could!

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4:37 AM
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Poisonous Food

Apparently, I do eat. Its funny. By the way I look, people often perceive that I have eating disorder. But I do eat. And I'm not so skinny. I am actually chubby. Wait, does that make me have ED? I think I used to have it. Until I got gastric problems and it made me feel like shit. Until I grew to be really hairy, until my body rejected the food. But I don't think I have it now. Look, I'm eating 6 times a day. I cook my own food! I even do customization on my food. See how obsessed I am in DIY. Yesterday I went to the extent of boiling my own stock from scratch (prawn shells, garlic, onions and carrots-boil for 2 fuckin hours!) and pounding my own peppercorns instead of using the ready-made ones. Today, I made Spacecakes from Hell (of course without the _______). My version of spacecake looks like this




My family don't get it why I bake these muffins. They don't get it why I have to make my food look so toxic and weird.


I just think everything could be abit more fun. I nearly silk screen my own pancakes. Anyway, I'm going to post a tutorial on these muffins because my friends RaVe AbOuT It yA'll. Its actually really easy, easier if you use Betty Crocker pre-mix Yellow Cake but life is less meaningful if you use Betty Crocker.


Basic Yellow Cake


Part A

- 1 3/4 Mug of Plain flour, sifted

- 1 Mug of sugar

- 1 tbsp baking powder

- pinch of salt

Part B

- 1 Mug of milk

- 1/2 Mug of sweet condensed milk

- 3 eggs, room temperature

- 3/4 Mug vegetable oil

- 1 teaspoon vanilla flavour

Instructions
  1. Set oven to 190 degree celcius.





  2. Mix part A together in one container and mix part B together in another container.





  3. Add in part B to part A.....and then stir.





  4. So now you got a basic yellow cake batter. Divide them into 3 parts if you want 3 colours. 100 parts if you want 100 colours. I got like 4 or 5 colours.
5. Get ready ur muffin tray. Layer by layer in different colours add in to your baking tray. I got mine with red for the first layer, yellow for second, green third, neon pink fourth and blue fifth. Use only 1 tablespoon of the batter for each colour. This is how it look like before baking

Bake for 20mins.




BITE IT





















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3:54 AM
Friday, January 9, 2009
Bag Lady


HOW TO MAKE A BAG OUT OF YOUR OLD LONG SLEEVES SHIRT OR YOUR ANNOYING SISTER'S LONG SLEEVES SHIRT.


1)First, turn the shirt inside out. Sew the bottom part of the shirt (look at the pins). If by hand, sew it twice so it will be more secure when you place heavier stuffs.





2) Turn it on the right side again through the neck hole. Measure about 1cm from the middle of the back neckline and fold it in. Fold throughout the shoulder width. Sew along the line marked by the pins.






3) Measure about 9cm-11cm from the top of the sewn neckline to below and fold it in like this.



4) That part is the flap of the bag. Sew the folded side of the sleeves so it will be attached to the flap.







5) Merge the tip of both sleeves together by sewing. And then cut a straight line where you want the opening of the bag to be (under the flap of course).








YOURE DONE!





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6:07 AM
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
I sold the world.





WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR BORING GREY JERSEY DRESS AND TOO TIGHT DENIM?





1. Cut the waistband and zippers from the denim.



2. Cut the collar area of your dress with radius about 4cm.



3. Attach the waistband to the new collar area of your dress by sewing it.







Also, you could layer your stockings. Since christmas is near, I wore my black stockings over my bright red stockings to create the blood red christmas colour. That way, you look taller than a christmas tree. -___-





Anyway here's an upclose picture of my DIY dress

Stay tuned to see my interpretation of Junya Watanabe 08 draping frenzy.








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7:30 AM
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