Sunday, January 18, 2009
Poisonous Food

Apparently, I do eat. Its funny. By the way I look, people often perceive that I have eating disorder. But I do eat. And I'm not so skinny. I am actually chubby. Wait, does that make me have ED? I think I used to have it. Until I got gastric problems and it made me feel like shit. Until I grew to be really hairy, until my body rejected the food. But I don't think I have it now. Look, I'm eating 6 times a day. I cook my own food! I even do customization on my food. See how obsessed I am in DIY. Yesterday I went to the extent of boiling my own stock from scratch (prawn shells, garlic, onions and carrots-boil for 2 fuckin hours!) and pounding my own peppercorns instead of using the ready-made ones. Today, I made Spacecakes from Hell (of course without the _______). My version of spacecake looks like this

My family don't get it why I bake these muffins. They don't get it why I have to make my food look so toxic and weird.

I just think everything could be abit more fun. I nearly silk screen my own pancakes. Anyway, I'm going to post a tutorial on these muffins because my friends RaVe AbOuT It yA'll. Its actually really easy, easier if you use Betty Crocker pre-mix Yellow Cake but life is less meaningful if you use Betty Crocker.

Basic Yellow Cake

Part A

- 1 3/4 Mug of Plain flour, sifted

- 1 Mug of sugar

- 1 tbsp baking powder

- pinch of salt

Part B

- 1 Mug of milk

- 1/2 Mug of sweet condensed milk

- 3 eggs, room temperature

- 3/4 Mug vegetable oil

- 1 teaspoon vanilla flavour

  1. Set oven to 190 degree celcius.

  2. Mix part A together in one container and mix part B together in another container.

  3. Add in part B to part A.....and then stir.

  4. So now you got a basic yellow cake batter. Divide them into 3 parts if you want 3 colours. 100 parts if you want 100 colours. I got like 4 or 5 colours.
5. Get ready ur muffin tray. Layer by layer in different colours add in to your baking tray. I got mine with red for the first layer, yellow for second, green third, neon pink fourth and blue fifth. Use only 1 tablespoon of the batter for each colour. This is how it look like before baking

Bake for 20mins.


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